Shiba Inu Property Laws

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I once read the Shiba Inu Property Laws on a website somewhere while I was reading up on Shibas during our B.S. (Before Shio) days.  Here they are:

  1. If I like it, it’s mine
  2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine
  3. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine
  4. If I can take it from you, it’s mine
  5. If it’s mine, it must never be yours
  6. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine
  7. If I saw it first, it’s mine
  8. If you are playing with something else and put it down, it’s mine
  9. If I am chewing something up, all of the pieces are mine
  10. If it used to be yours, get over it.
  11. If it’s broken, it’s yours.

I thought it was funny so I emailed it to J.

He promptly replied with:

"sounds like you

hahhaha

what's ting's is ting's, what's josh's is ting's"

Thanks honey.  :/

Shio the Ruffian, Part II

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So today I got to take Shio to the park. 15 min in, this other Asian dude with his French bulldog arrived. Shio and the Frenchie got along immediately and started playing.

I saw the Asian dude — who had white long hair, a cap, and skinny tight jeans — freak out once he saw that Shio was mouthy.

Mind you, the Frenchie loved playing with Shio — they ran and wrestled and play-danced. But given how flabby the Frenchie’s face is and how large his ears were (Frenchies are so ugly they are cute), Shio of course started nipping at it.

The Asian Ass went to separate the two, and slapped Shio in the face.

Nobody slaps my dog in the face except me and my fiance.

I walked over, and said “Hey buddy.”

He looked over at me. Lucky for him, I had my sunglasses on so he couldn’t see my death-stare that said “if you touch my dog again, I will fucking kick your ass.”

I told him, in my sarcastic tone: “It’s ok man. He’s mouthy but he’s gentle.”

10 min later, Asian Ass left the park with Frenchie.

Losers.